Lady Narcissist!!

Welcome everyone!!

They say, if you wait long enough, you always get the best! And it applies to everything and everywhere in life. And today I'm here to share with you all my first guest post ever! And could it be anymore grand than having it on the blog which inspired me to start writing short stories!! Her stories awakened the dead creative cells in my brain, and now I try visualize fictional scenarios in everything around me... no, that doesn't mean I day-dream the whole day! I just try picturing unusual stories in the everyday situations around me. Just like seeing the world through a tinted glass, and everything around you appears tinted!

So, *drum-rolls*

 I, Aditi Ray, hereby, proudly announce, about my first guest post ever! And that too in none other blog than Mystical Skeptical Me!!!! *claps please!* xD :P

The author of this blog is Pradeeta Mishra, commonly known as MSM! This species is found very rarely, and can be classified as the best in its breed! I have been talking regularly to her off-lately, and she is one of the cutest, sweetest, most bindaas, and most adorable girls I've ever met! She's a lawyer by profession, graduated from Christ College, Bangalore, and is currently jobless! I've been inviting her to Mumbai considering at the huge demand and shallow supply of lawyers here, but she's hesitant! But voila, the moment I asked her for a movie, and pat comes the reply, I'll come to mumbai soon, and then we'll watch it together! :P No, she's not a retard, bas thoda screw dheela hai! :P But she has been most supportive, and so kind with my post and put it up in her blog, as a guest post! :)

So here is the link to my guest post. It is my first try with such genre, so please be kind with me folks! 

Until next time...

Cheers! :D

Birthday present!!!!

"Woman......  I want a blog about myself for my birthday as a gift. And its on 13th May. So dont forget ok, anyway, I'll keep reminding you about it, but thats what I want for my birthday from you!"
When I crink my nose up with a confused look, "A blog???"
She brightens up all the more. "Yes. A blog! Better still, how about a book! A complete book about me!"
"Okay..okay... A blog it is!"


So here it is! A blog as your birthday present! And I am so extremely sorry for the delay. I was so embarassed, you have no idea! but then again, all the good things in life are not easy to get, right?! ;) :P



 "Heyy thats a nice bag! My friend likes it a lot. She's Akansha, and I'm Ankita!"
That was the first time we ever spoke. And voila, I remember it till date! It was just that moment which predicted that we are going to be great friends for life-time. We have more than one thing in common and I often wonder what a mad house our mere company can create! She's funny, sometimes way too funny, and the best part is that she's serious about it! :P 


She walks hastily, texting on her BBM constantly, she looks up once in a while to make sure she doesnt bump into someone or something! Her long hair flutters on her shoulder, a few strands escape the crowd and fall on her eyes, she pulls them back behind her ears in a slow tradtional Indian manner. She looks up and finds me staring at her, she waves at me in a quick la-deepika-padukone-in-om-shanti-om-style and gives me a tired but happy smile. Her mind, eyes and fingers go back to her BBM! Her dimples brighten her face, her eyes twinkle and my heart goes out to her when she smiles like that! No guys, I'm not a lesbian... I just admire and like all the beautiful things in life around me! And she definetly is one beautiful thing for me! I ask her why is she so tired, and she gives me her longgggg story with every intricate detail that a girl would want to know! I feel like giving her a warm hug and saying 'All iz well'... but before I can do so, she cheers up, well, she has a story to tell! Her eyes play a naughty smile, and she starts with, 'areyy pata hai...?', and I'm all ears. Grinning and matching the light in my eyes with hers. I listen to her patiently, and while doing so I'm transported into another world completely. I laugh, I smile, I feel good, I feel happy, I feel sad, I feel pity, I feel envious, I feel jealous... I feel it all just through her stories. I almost live those moments through her stories. But I persistently ask her again why is she so tired? She tells me, she's tired of so many great guys in her life! Could I be any more jealous??! She tells me its so difficult to stick to the right one when the wrong ones are so tempting and cute! And I couldnt agree any more. But then again she tels me the good things are difficult to keep, and they are the ones which should be kept for life-time! I just cant help but grin, a big stupid grin. And we burst into our fits of giggles. We share our private jokes, girly jokes and giggle together. Her super cute smile trasfixes my eyes and I have to control my hands from not pulling her cheeks and giving her a tight peck on her cheeks! She's cute mahnnn... I cant help it!

   


She is turning 21 and prides herself saying now she can do everything that she did till date, legally! And if people who know her think she's getting mad, then well it is true. Yes she is getting mad! She's been preparing for her birthday for as long as 6 months, it could be longer! The pre-birthday bash is going on since 2 weeks, and the post birthday bash will continue for another 2 weeks! If people call me a social animal, she MUST BE a social monster! 




She's a keeper in all senses. She's a F.R.I.E.N.D.S. fanatic, and a completely cheesy F.R.I.E.N.D.S. fanatic! She is the perfect replica of the women we so adore in books, movies, and esp fiction. She's independent, mature, good-looking, adorable, sensible and practical. There is a queu of men behind her, all of them droolingly good, she enjoys their attention, and yet is a loyal one-man-woman! She loves the man of her life from the bottom of her heart, and could her life be more perfect! She's gorges on chocolates like she's on a complete chocolate diet, and then complains, I wish I could be like you and Aka...! Her mantra for weight loss is simple, "STARVE!". ANd if you can convince her to exercise or hit the gym, I'd happily be your slave! She can put any shopaholic to shame, yes, she's a monster-shopaholic too! :P




She is an avid book worm like me. She's not the mills-n-boons type, as a matter of fact, neither am I! She loves history and thrillers and a Sophie Kinsella is welcome anytime! She's equally mad about tarot cards as me. She tells me she wants to learn bangla, and I find her taking down notes of the lines and phrases I've just said to her in bangla. She's more enthusiastic about learning bangla than any subject or any chapter taught here in our two-hour lecture! 


I wish I could write a few more pages about you girl, and I sooo wish I knew you completely in-and-out-and-skin-deep, then I could definitly write a book on you, and you never know, it could do what 'one night at a call centre' did to Chetan Bhagat! :P In that refrence, I am J of Aka... She knows you so well. All your deep secrets, all your mood swings, all your madness! I wish I could know them equally well too!


And I apologize again for the delay of your birthday present! Hoping I am forgiven... and I lobee-dobee you shoo much bacchuu...!! Jeez, I cant believe I am actually writing it here! But then, I clarified it earlier that I am not a lesbian, so its okay! :P

Cheers!! :D

My Evergreen Fools!!!!

    Just as we enter into the month of April, 1st April welcomes us with the the 'April Fool's Day'. This blog post is dedicated to all my fools! Yep guys, its for you all..! And even if you dont know me, but consider yourself a fool, then its for you too! :P My life, somehow, is full of fools. No, no.. not all of you are fools, just a fraction are. Now please dont ask me to state the fraction! :P

    Okay, coming back to the auspicious occasion it is, I am really glad, that my friends have been dedicated a complete day to celebrate their uniqueness and speciality. Right since my school days, I treasure my friends, and well, celebrate this day of the year, almost everyday with them.

             The first fool of the post HAS TO BE... my school friend, best-wala-besty, a bong and my co-blogger - Mandy! I personally believe, God was experimenting when he created her. He must be thinking, how will  a species be like, if I give her a body of a girl, beauty of a princess, mind as big as a grain of sand, walk of a drunkard, and sense of humor of ...err..... that still is a mystery to me! And voila, Mandy was born!! :P  She truly is unique. She is the most hilarious and memorable company you could ever have! And the beauty of it all is that she doesnt realize it when she's cracking a joke! So, the result could be, that you are in splits, and she too is laughing hard with you, after you regain your composure, she will sweetly ask you, 'Kya hua?? Why were you laughing??' and bwhahahahahahahaa... you go again! :P  She has the potential to drive a shrink mad! And ohh... dare you walk besides her on the road! If she doesnt help you in getting admitted in a hospital with atleast a few limbs broken, then hatts off to you!
And and and... not to forget, the 'bwhahahahahaha' is her signature reply online or in reality! Ask her anything and she'll laugh first and then reply! :P

            Second in this list must be Star. Yes, she rightly has taken this place! She being a Goan catholic, her hindi is masha allah! Her hindi is all you have to hear to go in splits. She does things most of which happens to be for the 'first and the last time'! Yes, she experiments a lot, with foods, clothes, etc etc etc... and thanx to the result, doesnt dare to repeat them again! :P  She asked me to teach her Hindi, and well... now, apun ko bhi hindi bolne ka nahi ata! ;) :P

            Third comes another friend called Titiksha. She is a female with a male head. Confused?? I'll help you. Talk to her and you'll get replies like - 'Aj nahi yaar main kal ayunga. Abhi toh khana kha rha hun. Kal subeh ko ride pe chalte hai na? Main apni bakri (scooty) ko leke pahuch jaunga tere ghar k nicchu, ok!' And what more, how much ever you try talking to her like a girl, after a few hours, unconsciously, you too will have the same dialect! :P

             Next here to take the place is Veni. Yeaa... she has taken the back seat here cz she has never given me so many reasons to keep her in this list, although her phone always keeps falling from her hand, and her hanky... well.. you could say her hanky is a kangaroo's offspring! She always finds it on the floor where she had been sitting or standing. And yes, she's soo healthy and over-weight that give her a light slap on her back, and she could be on the other side of the road! :P  And she's always soo over-confident, that every now and then I get a text/call from her stating, 'Aditi, I donno wat to do... I'm so nervous... Just talk to me for sometime na, tell me what should I do?!' :P

            Not far away is Sumaiya. Yes, shorten her name, and that could be the end of your life. She is miss.perfect! Yes, she CAN sit at the powder-room for hours at a stretch, if her hair is not looking perfect. Always over-layden with accessories. A click-o-holic! She could drive you crazzyyy if something goes wrong with her appearance! :P  All you need to do to get her spirits high is, talk of her marriage plans, and ask her to pose for your lenses! :P  Although all these things doesn't justify her presence completely here, but you see, not finding her name here, even though its a fool's list, will upset her a great deal! :P

Did you miss the boys here?! Oh yes, its been a completely female dominant post, but boys, worry not, I will soon dedicate a post completely to you all!

Till then, Happy Fool's Day!! Stay foolish, stay happy! ;) :P
And all those mentioned here, I love you all! And those whom I missed, dont be so happy, you all still remain the fool that you are! :P

Cheers!! :D